Sorry It's So Short
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After we put Kammie to bed later that night. I was hoping Edward would forget about the whole "Jacques" thing, but he didn't.
"So who was that guy." Edward asked once we where in bed.
"That was Jacques. He's my ex-boyfriend, but we ended up breaking up because Kammie kept calling him Jackie and the fact that he's shallower than a kiddie pool."I said. Edward just looked at me.
"You had a boyfriend?"Edward asked, trying to hide his anger in his voice. I turned to look at him.
"Edward, you act like we were engaged, besides you were all I thought about." I said. He smiled and jumped on me and started to nibble on my ear. I was laughing. I looked over to the door and saw Kammie standig at the doorway, tears running down her face. I sat up, pushing Edward off me. She came and ran over to me. I picked her up and sat her in my lap.
"Momma, I had a scary dream."she said, tears still flowing.
"Do you wanna tell me what it was about?" I asked her.She shook her head no."Do you wanna sleep with us?"I asked her. She shook her head yes and got in between me and Edward and fell asleep.
"No fun tonight." Edward said with a sad look on his face,it reminded me of when Kammie got sad.
"You know the couch is out there." I said to him. He was quiet and turned off the light.
~xoxo
NeeNee14♥♥~
After we put Kammie to bed later that night. I was hoping Edward would forget about the whole "Jacques" thing, but he didn't.
"So who was that guy." Edward asked once we where in bed.
"That was Jacques. He's my ex-boyfriend, but we ended up breaking up because Kammie kept calling him Jackie and the fact that he's shallower than a kiddie pool."I said. Edward just looked at me.
"You had a boyfriend?"Edward asked, trying to hide his anger in his voice. I turned to look at him.
"Edward, you act like we were engaged, besides you were all I thought about." I said. He smiled and jumped on me and started to nibble on my ear. I was laughing. I looked over to the door and saw Kammie standig at the doorway, tears running down her face. I sat up, pushing Edward off me. She came and ran over to me. I picked her up and sat her in my lap.
"Momma, I had a scary dream."she said, tears still flowing.
"Do you wanna tell me what it was about?" I asked her.She shook her head no."Do you wanna sleep with us?"I asked her. She shook her head yes and got in between me and Edward and fell asleep.
"No fun tonight." Edward said with a sad look on his face,it reminded me of when Kammie got sad.
"You know the couch is out there." I said to him. He was quiet and turned off the light.
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10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.