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Twilight Series
Twilight Series Nessie explanation ((SPOOF)) too funny not to post
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pinkmafia27 posted on Jul 30, 2008 at 03:31PM
Bella: I'm...pregnant?
Carlisle: Yes. Bella: Pregnant? Carlisle: Yes. Bella: Seriously... pregnant? Carlisle: Is she broken? Alice: Bella. You are fo shiz up the spout! There's a bun in your oven! Your eggo is preggo and your little Loch Ness Monster is going to be adorable! Edward:...Uh, Loch Ness what now? Alice: Noooothing. You'llseewhenshepops! Edward: Back to the point, Carlisle. How the heck can she be pregnant. My fish don't swim. I'm firing blanks! MY TESTICLES ARE FROZEN! Carlisle: Well you see... it's because Bella is so hot- Edward: WHAT?! Bella: Thanks. -blushes- Carlisle: Not attractive hot! Temperature wise! Bella:...Oh. Edward: I don't get it. Carlisle: Bella's vaj thawed your peen. Edward: You're saying cause her *love tunnel* is warm and toastie she thawed out my jizz and made my fish swim again?! Carlisle: Yuppp. That 'bout sums it up. Edward: No effin way. Carlisle: I'm afraid so son. Should've wrapped your tool. Edward: Bella, you can't keep it... I mean [Idon'twantalittlebratrunningaroundforeter Alice: Oh nonsense. Edward: No but really... it might.. eat her... womb? Bella: I'm...pregant? *twitch* Carlisle: Oh someone slap her already... Alice: Noooo, you might hurt Nessie!! Carlisle: How would bitch slapping Bella hurt a mythical monster from a Loch in Scotland? Alice: Oh, um, SHOES! Yes.. shopping. Kthnxbai! ...It could happen. |
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